What The Yell-Ow… I’ve Been SLIMED!

As I pulled into my driveway and glanced around the Drapescape, I noted brilliant yellow patches of flowers had appeared.  They seemed to be scattered around, extremely low to the ground and close to the base of a rose bush.  As I got closer to the yellow patches, I started laughing because I realized that had just been SLIMED!  I had what is commonly referred to as dog vomit fungus slime mold on the mulch.  To be accurate, this slime mold, Fuligo septica, is commonly known as “scrambled egg slime” and I could definitely see how it got its name.  Fuligo…